$495.00

The Demo is available in both Windows Media ('WMP') and Quicktime ('QT') formats.

WHAT THE HELL IS NOISE GENERATOR? Good question. Now please stop talking in all capital letters. A four-disc collection of sound design elements that was designed to sound COMPLETELY different than the tired, old early 90's FM-radio-ish lasers, white noise sweeps and synthesizer crap makes most sound professionals want to tear out their own cochleas. (It's not a dirty word. Look it up.) So after months of asking producers what they wanted in a sound design package, we had our mission: create a collection of sounds that will stand out, physically knock people out of their feet -- and that doesn't sound like the same old crap.

Most of the 1,875 sounds on these discs started as real sounds, ie: banging the inside of a dumpster with a hammer, dropping a manhole cover (trust us: that's LOUD) - even stuff like taking microphone feedback, processing the feedback, then feeding it back against itself again. Then, we took these elements and processed the living crap out of them using digital audio workstations, state-of-the-art digital signal processors (plug-ins and outboard gear), mastered them through high-end gear and ended up with a ton of sounds that resulted in an incredible sounding product - but incredibly unhappy neighbors.

NOISE GENERATOR comes with four color-coded, fully-indexed audio discs and a 40-page booklet, giving comprehensive information on all of the 1,875 sounds on the disc, organized by type and sound length.

NOISE GENERATOR TRACK LISTING

NOISE GENERATOR: DISC ONE: HITS (525 sounds)

1-11. Explosions
12. Jail Door Slams
13. Jail Door Slides
14. Jail Door Swings
15-18 . Distortorama
19-20. Distorted Explosions
21-22. Distorted Long Hits
23-24. Bursts
25-28. Synth Hits
29. Powerup Hits
30-36. Powerdown
37-41. Electric Static Hits
42-45. Electronic Hits
46-49. Heavy Electronic
50-52. Electronic
53-56. Electronic Explosions
57-58. Mechanical Sounds
59-64. Metal Hits
65-66. Metal Noises
67-71. Short Static Hits
72-74. Screechy Hits
75-77. Delayed Hits
78. Bell Hits I (bells only)
79. Bell Hits II (w/drums)
80-82. Bell Hits III (Gong-like)
83-85. Watery Hits
86-89. Space Hits
90-92. Lite Drum Hits
93-97. Processed Drum Hits
98-99. Comedy Hits

NOISE GENERATOR: DISC TWO: WHOOSHES (563 sounds)

1-3. Powerup Whooshes
4-6. Powerdown Whooshes
7-9. Powerup/down Whooshes
10-13. Airy Whooshes
14. Guitar E-bow Whooshes
15. Grainy Whooshes
16-20. Slow Ambient Whooshes
21-22. Metal Whooshes
23-26. Backwards Whooshes
27. ElectroStatic Whooshes
28. Feedback Whooshes
29. Electric Whooshes
30. Glitchy Electric Whooshes
31. Bell Glissandos
32-33. Gong Washes
34-35. Cymbal Washes
36. Cymbal Scrapes
37. Electron Whooshes
38-39. Electric Whooshes
41-43. Musical Whooshes
44. Percussive Whooshes
45-46. EQ'd Whooshes
47-50. Hi Frequency Whooshes
51. Really Quick Whooshes
52. Fly-bys: Airy
53. Fly-bys: Cymbals
54. Fly-bys: Distorted
55-56. Fly-bys: Hi-Frequency
57. Fly-bys: Jet
58-61. Fly-bys: Noise
62-63. Fly-bys: Phased
64-65. Distorted Whooshes
66-71. Rumble Whooshes
72-73. Static Whooshes
74-77. Stutter Whooshes
78-82. Synth Sweeps
83-84. Thunder Whooshes
85. Tinkly Whooshes
86-87. Watery Whooshes
88-90. Whooshes to Hits: Bells
91-92. Whooshes to Hits: Guitars
93-94. Whooshes to Hits: Metal
95-99. Whooshes to Hits: Misc.

NOISE GENERATOR: DISC THREE: NOISES (634 sounds)

1. Breakups
2-5. Radio Noise
6. Long Radio Noise
7. Computer Chaos
8. Crackles
9-12. Digi-glitches
13-15. EQ'd Noise
16. Fireworks
17. Acoustic Guitar Chords
18. Acoustic Guitar Scrapes
19. Elec. Guitar Chords
20. Dark Guitar Arpeggios
21-22. Scary Guitars
23-24. Lite Elec. Guitar Figures
25-26. Mellow Elec. Guitar
27. E-bow Elec. Guitar Moods
28. E-Bow Elec. Guitar Tremolos
29-31. Guitar hits
32. Guitar Misc.
33-34. Guitar Scrapes
35-36. Crazy Guitar Performance
37. Guitar Performance I (annoyingly heavy gtr)
38. Guitar Performance II (wah-wah/70's)
39. Guitar Performance III (60's guitar stylings)
40. Guitar Performance IV (basic rock licks)
41. Horrible Noises
42. Musical Elements
43. Mystery Whistle
44-47. Orchestral Noises
48. Psycho Noises
49. Piercing Noises
50. DAT Rewinds
51-58. Digital Video Rewinds
59-60. Analog Video Rewinds
61-66. Cassette Tape Rewinds
67-69. Audio Scrubs
70. Stutters
71. Heartbeeps
72. Monitor Ons
73. Monitor Offs
74-77. Transmission Error
78-81. Twisted Orchestra
82-83. Female Vocal Stuff
84. Male Vocal Stuff I
85-87. Weird Rises and Falls
88-90. Bad Acid
91. Humorous
92. Bad Rock Band
93-94. Drum Fills
95-96. Bad Americana
97. Bad Orchestra
98-99. Arcade Noises

NOISE GENERATOR: DISC FOUR: DRONES (153 drones)

Ambient Drones (at least :30)

1. The Thing Under the Bed
2. Aftermath
3. Airy Tension
4. Expedition
5. Hi-Frequency Tension
6. Sinisteria
7. Deep Trouble
8. Stalker
9. Doom Wave
10. Low Waves
11. Slow Tense Building
12. Acidflashback
13. Sub Bass
14. Welcome to the Future
15. Mysterious Encounter
16. One Damn Note
17. Hellvox
18. Hellvox II
19. Wormhole
20. Cold Fusion

Atmospheric Beds(at least :30)

21. Ticking Bed I
22. Ticking Bed I w/ Drone
23. Ticking II
24. On Button
25. Faster On Button
26. Chimorama
27. Chimorama w/ 5-spice Drone
28. Monster Munchies
29. Monster Munchies w/Drone
30. Voices of Despair
31. Purgatory Vox
32. Crackle Bed
33. Energy
34. Uranium Rods
35. Ticking Feedback
36. Ticking Feedback w/ beat
37. Rollercoaster Feedback
38. Lawnmower
39. E-bowed Ambience I
40. E-bowed Ambience II
41. Ham Radio
42. Twilight Sonar
43. Computer Rebellion
44. This is Ludicrous
45. Brainsaw
46. Codehacker

Rhythmic Beds
(at least :30)

47. Redundant Sonata
48. Boring & Useful
49. A-minor Problem
50. Machine Room
51. Dance Club Boiler Room
52. Middle East Rhythm
53. Delayed Gratification
54. Tasty Dr. Livingston
55. Machine Grind
56. Simply Insane
1 Full Mix
2 No Drums I
3 No Drums II

Beat Beds (at least :30)

57. Trippy Beat
58. Clean Trippy Beat
59. Distorto Beat I
60. Distorto Beat II
61. Atmosbeat
1 Full Mix
2 Delayed Drums
3 Basic Drums
62. Thudder
63. Slow Jungle
1 Mix I
2 Mix II
64. Mechanical Beat
65. Grinder
66. Straight Fast Beat
67. Caffeine Beat
1 Cream & Sugar
2 Black
68. Salvo
1 Drum & Synth
2 Synth Only
69. Cable Access
70. Workbench
71. Hyperbang
1 Drums & Synth
2 Drums Only
3 Synth In/Out
72. Lumbering DJ
1 Drums & Synth
2 Drums Only
73. Foreign Broadcast
1 Drums & Synth
2 Drums Only
74. Comin' At Ya
1 Drums & Synth
2 Drums Only
75. Filtered Rhythm
76. Subdued Techno
1 Mix 1
2 Mix 2

Semi-Musical Beds (at least :30)

77. Western Ruin
78. Hairpuller
79. Billy's Personal Problem
1 Full Mix
2 No Drums
80. Exercise 2000
1 Mix I
2 Mix II
81. Oscar Night
82. Porno Flick
83. Small Speaker Beat

Short Drones & Stuff (under :30)

84. Short Ambient Drones
1 One Freakin Note
2 Electric Hum I
3 Electric Hum II
4 Waverise
5 Insects, Insects
85. E-bow Guitar Ambience
1 Performance I
2 Performance II
3 Performance III
4 Performance IV
86. E-bow Cloud
87. E-bow Guitar Really Distorted
1 Big Metal Swirl
2 Chaos Theory
88. Short Drone Hits
1 It's Dead
2 Scary Moment I
3 Scary Moment II
4 Piano Despair
5 Alien Bell
89. Random Short Drones I
1 Datastorm
2 Zippy Meltdown
90. Random Short Drones II
1 Dying Alien
2 Feedback Nova
3 Crackle Factory
4 Circuit Mayhem
91. Moving Short Drones I
1 Cymbal Wave
2 Virulent Strain
3 The Plague
4 Cover Your Ears
5 Rolling Electricity
6 Take Off
92. Moving Short Drones II
1 On & Off I
2 On & Off II
3 On & Off III
4 On & Off IV
93. Percussive Short Drones I
1 Perc Sting I
2 Perc Sting II
94. Percussive Short Drones II
1 Timbale Pattern
2 Conga Crescendo
95. Rhythmic Short Drones I
1 Synthcopter
2 Synthstraw
3 Sick Synth
4 Mothership
5 Here It Comes
96. Rhythmic Short Drones II
1 Synth.com
2 Alien Wave I
3 Alien Wave II
4 Washing Machine
5 Thudding Sweep
97. Blatant Hyper Beats
1 Straight Up
2 W/ Radio Noise
3 Processor
98. Sci-Fi Beats
1 Sci-Fi I
2 Sci-Fi II
3 Plastic
99. We're Sorry
1 Mr Tinkly on Crack
2 Our Final Apology